Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Jordan needs more funds to explore oil reserves. (I do?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Jordan looks like yesterday's turkey. (What?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Jordan says Israeli minister's tour of Jerusalem mosque provocative.(Orly?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Jordan wants to sue Israel in the Security Council

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Jordan does nude photo shoot at The Insider. (WHAT!?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Jordan hates "Palestinians" despite being over 75% "Palestinian" (o.o)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Jordan asks housekeepers to remove all of Peter's stuff.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Jordan Goes Gangster!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Jordan Likes Double The Pleasure. (o_o)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Jordan Eats Chocolates.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Jordan wears a see-thru dress. (Since when do I cross-dress?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Jordan arrested after club 'bust-up' (ohoho~ )